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random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The smaller the chilli, the hotter it is.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>You may wear shoes while walking around the grounds of a temple, but not inside where the Buddha image is kept.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The King and Queen are greatly loved. Always show respect towards them.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Most government offices close at 4:30pm.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Don't touch a Thai person on the head, and don't point the sole of your foot at someone. It is considered rude.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>In 2005 people saw an alien in a field near Chiang Rai. The alien floated off into the sky and disappeared.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The condiments in the dishes on the table should be tried.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Don't always order chicken and cashews. There is other great food.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Bangkok is sinking by about 2 inches a year.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Monkeys help some Thais with coconut harvesting.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The bumblebee bat, found near Kanchanaburi, is the world's smallest mammal, weighing in at less than a penny. It is also one of the world's most endangered species.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>If you go to the movie theatre, you must stand and be respectful as the portrait of the King is shown and the national song is played before the film begins.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Some elephants can use and flush a toilet as well as paint and dance.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore and Daniel Craig do not live on James Bond Island.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>In the 1940's,  Koh Samui received its first road.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The real everyday name for Bangkok is Krung Thep. This means City of Angels.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Siam Ocean World is the largest aquarium in SE Asia. It can be found in The Siam Paragon shopping centre in Bangkok.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The Karen hilltribes of northern Thailand are also known as the Long Neck People. Young girls start wearing heavy brass necklaces in order to lengthen their necks.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Hua Hin is a great place to golf.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Ph is pronounced with a hard p sound. Phuket is like Pooket. Phi Phi Island is like Pee Pee Island.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Bangkok has the world's biggest solid gold Buddha.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Bangkok has the world's largest golden teak house.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Bangkok has the world's biggest restaurant.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Bangkok has the world's biggest crocodile farm.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Tony Jaa's real name is Panom Yeerum.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>It is bad luck to have your hair cut on a Wednesday.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>In Koh Samui, buildings can only be as high as a palm tree.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Thailand is the only country in SE Asia that was not colonized.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>All white elephants are owned by the king and highly valued.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Up until 1939 Thailand was known as Siam.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The Similan Islands are a great dive spot.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The year 2007 is really the year 2550 in Thailand.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Every Thai male is supposed to be a monk for a short time in his life.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>There are over 25000 Wats throughout Thailand.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>There are just under a quarter million monks in Thailand.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Food carts are great places to eat so give them a try. Grilled chicken and sticky rice is always good.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Losing your temper will not help you.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Beware buying DVD's from the street. The newer ones, especially those still playing in theatres in the west often will have been filmed on a camcorder.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>The Western touts are just as bad as the Thai ones. Avoid them all.</font></b>"
random_text[number++] = "<b><font color='#a10e03'>Don't buy flowers from the flower children you see late at night. It only encourages their bosses to make them work later.</font></b>"
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